when they hit you, just stare at them blankly and say, "hey what was that for? i thought we were friends! remember that time i gave you a mouse?" and when they hit you again, say "hey!" and then start hitting them...i guess. that probably wasn't one of my best...
have you all read the power of three and seen some reviews for omen on the stars...if not, this may or may not be true...
in the middle of a battle:
Hollyleaf:STOP!!!! *all other clan cats stop and stare* they all ask:what??? hollyleaf:leafpool is my mother and crowfeather is my father!!! *crowfeather and leafpool's jaws drop* *silence...then they exchange worried glances* the clan leaders ask:is this true? hollyleaf:hehe NO!! it was just a distraction!!! *pounces on like 3 enemies while their stunned* *battle goes on, like nothing had happened*
Ooh what if someone brought fresh kill to the battle and started sharing it with all of her enemies, while they're slashing viciouslybat her face? What if someone held a tea party in the middle a of battle? That would be really strange...
Clan 1: lets list the options. Clan 2: we can a. walk away b. kill eachother or c. do the hokey pokey Clan 1: Well I've never done the hokey pokey befor! *clans to hokey pokey* Clan 2: well now what? Clan 1: b. Kill eachother! Clan 2: Ya! *fights*
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