Hello, citizens! I have been gone from the forums for a long chunk of time, and I will make an effort to be on more often.. Now I am making episode three (finally!)
Season Two, Episode one: The stuffing dilemma Barkface: Hi, I'm Barkface, and I'm crying on the inside! Hawkfrost: And I'm..*looks at writing on hands* Hawk..frost. Deadfoot: And I'm Deadfoot, the director of photography! Barkface: Awesomestar...he's in charge of a camera?! Awesomey: *chewing gum* Yup. What's the matter? Barkface: His foot! How can he press buttons?! He can't operate the camera- ***Camera goes off, than turns back on*** Deadfoot: LOL SORRY Barkface: -.- Awesomey: Anywho...welcome to The Cheese in a Can Show...season two! Barkface: *reading off paper* We couldn't have done this without you guys! Thanks so much for supporting CiaCS! You guys are epic! Deadfoot: LOLNOPE. Awesomey: So to kick of the new season, we're going to lower the celebratory Jesse into a blow-up pool of mustard. Celebratory Jesse: Meeeep? Awesomey: that's right, mustard! *ties Jesse to bungee cord* Jesse: -_- Awesomey: LOWER! Deadfoot: *salutes* Barkface: You're trusting Deadfoot to lower a crane? Awesomey: Yeah, why- Oh. Deadfoot: *tangled up in the bungee cord* Tallstar: Never fear, Tallstar's here! Barkface: Someone besides Tallstar? Oh no- Onestar: DID SOMEBODY SAY ONE?! All: NO! Onestar: Ooooooh! Baby, I be stuck to you like glue...! Awesomey: *leaves* Barkface: *leaves* Jesse: *leaves* Deadfoot: *squirms* GUYS? GUYS! HELP! Onestar: In Greek mythology, Zeus was the god of the sky. His symbols were the Lightning Bolt and the Eagle. Deadfoot: .... Onestar: I like to call this little number, Striped Sweater. Deadfoot: /wearing a striped sweater/ -.- Onestar: The best time to wear a striped sweater Is all the tiiiiiime. One with a collar, Turtleneck.. Deadfoot: /sweater is turtleneck/ -____- Onestar: What's this? *gestures to dimensional portal* Awesomey: That's a dimensional portal, I think. Don't touch it, we might get sucked into the future! Onestar: Ok, I won't. Tallstar: WHAT'S ALL THE HULABALLOO?! Mudclaw: I told him to stay inside. I really tried. Tallstar: *swallows dimensional portal* All: TALLSTAR, NO! *All of us are sucked into Tallstar's throat* Barkface: *clinging to Tallstar's uvuala* GUYS! LATCH ON! Awesomey: Tallstar! Whatever you do, DON'T SWALLOW! Tallstar: OK! ... ..... ... Tallstar: *swallows* Mudclaw: *facepalm* *Everyone is swept down Tallstar's esophagus, except Barkface, who is still on the uvuala* Barkface: Guys! Don't leave me! Onestar: Barkface! Unattach yourself from the uvuala! Barkface: It's covered in some sort of fly tape! Awesomey: O_______O What has he been eating?! Mudclaw: Well, once he swallowed Blackclaw. Awesomey: Poor, poor Blackclaw. Onestar: *playing the harmonica* Deadfoot: *playing the tambourine* In the jungle, the mighty jungle- Mudclaw: Oh no, we're heading right towards the stomach! *The raft goes downhill* Me and Mudclaw: AAAAAAaAAAAAAH! *hug* Deadfoot and Onestar: -The lion sleeps tonight! Oh WEEEEEEEeEE- *We arrive in the stomach, covered in saliva* Blackclaw: THEY CAME! I KNEW THEY WOULD! *looks at beach ball* Isn't that right, Sylvester? Me: O________O Um, hello. Blackclaw: Hello! Thank you for saving me from the merciless wrath of Tallstar's stomach! (: Mudclaw: Actually, we've been swallowed as well. Have you seen a dimensional portal down here recently? Blackclaw: You mean this one? *points* Onestar: DID SOMEBODY SAY "ONE?!" Blackclaw: Me! Me! I said "One!" Onestar: Yay! *Throws fairy dust* EPISODE ONE IS CONCLUDED.
Episode 2: Russian accents.
*Back at the studio* Awesomey: *covered it Tallstar's internal juices* Hi! We got out! Audience Member: how? Awesomey: *shudders* Audience Member: Ohhhh.. Blackclaw: *raises hand* We came out the- Everyone: TO MUCH INFO Blackclaw: What's so bad about coming out the- Everyone: BLACKCLAW!! Blackclaw: BUT- Hawkfrost: *Throws Blackclaw out window* Awesomey: *facepalm* We're on the first floor! Hawkfrost: I don't get it. Awesomey: -_- Barkface: *snatches microphone from Tallstar, who is chewing on it* Anyway, our first segement today will be a Gift Giveaway. Everyone has a number on the back of their chair. I will draw a piece of paper with a number on it from this hole in the floor that Awesomestar's to lazy to repair. Awesomey: n_n I don't have time in my busy life to repair it- Everyone: *starts laughing as if Awesomestar told a joke* Awesomey: Shut up. Barkface: *reaches in floor to draw number* *water shoots out of hole, spraying Barkface in the, well, face* Everyone: *points and laughs* PUNK'D! Barkface: *Still getting sprayed* Mudclaw: Should we turn it off? Awesomey: Nah. Barkface: blurg! *flailing arms* Tallstar: WHERE'S THE CHAPSTICK? I NEED TO APPLY IT. Mudclaw: you left it in the WindClanMobile. Remember? Tallstar: *eyes filled with tears* Mudclaw: ._. Tallstar: *sobs hysterically, pounding on floor with face* Mudclaw: *backs away* Do you want me to go get it? Tallstar: *perks up* Yes! Mudclaw: *starts to walk towards exit, but is knocked over by Onestar* Onestar: I SHALL GET THE CHAPSTICK FOR YOU, SUPREME TALLSTAR! *flings self out window* Mudclaw: Kiss-up. Awesomestar: *huggles Mudclaw* Mudclaw: *huggles back* Tallstar: DISRUPT THE ROMANCE! *breaks window by head-butting it* Barkface: *still getting sprayed* Onewhisker: *flings self through window again, landing face-down on floor* I've retrieved the Chapstick! And also, I checked out a video on Jazz-Pilates! Tallstar: JAZZ PILATES?! SUPER! *puts disc in* Person on video: Squat, thrust! Cha-Cha! Tallstar: THIS IS AMAZING. *Squats* Barkface: *Thrusts* Onestar: *Cha Chas* Tallstar: JOIN THE FUN! Onestar: *Squats* Barkface: *Thrusts* Mudclaw: *Cha Chas* Hawkfrost: *squats* Tallstar: *thrusts* Awesomey: *Cha Chas*
Chocolate nougat- Valentine's Day Special! Awesomey: You know those heart shaped boxes of chocolates girls get on Valentine's Day? I hate those! Runningnose: *tosses heart shaped box out window* Window: *shatters* Runningnose: I hate those too. Awesomey: -___- May I continue? Runningnose: *gets out video camera and transcribing notebook* Go ahead. Awesomey: I like the chocolates with caramel, or almonds. They're good. But, I despise the squishy ones. Have you ever wondered what "nougat" is? Runningnose: *raises hand* nougat is- Awesomey: Be quiet, I don't care what nougat is. Runningnose: :c Awesomey: SO, NOBODY GET ME "ASSORTED CHOCOLATES" ON VALENTINE's DAY!! ALRIGHT? Runningnose: *nods* I'll just get you..a lollipop! *hands lollipop* Awesomey: Oh, Runny, that's so sweet-NOT! *breaks lollipop stick over knee, and stomps on remains, then grinds them into the DUST* Runningnose: o.O Awesomey: So on today's show, we're going to match members of the audience with each other and make them go on a blind date! Audience: *look awkwardly at each other and scoot slightly away* Awesomey: Onewhisker will draw the first two names. Onewhisker: Leafpool...and....Crowfeather! Nightcloud: THIS IS RIGGED! *throws cinderblock* Onewhisker: Yeah, it is kind of rigged. *shrugs* Awesomey: Are you guys ready- HOLY TAQUITOS YOU KILLED CROWFEATHER! Crowfeather: *lying on floor bleeding* Leafpool: *standing over body with a baseball bat, foaming* All: O____o" Awesomey: Ah well let's continue. Mudclaw, you draw the next two names. Mudclaw: Mudclaw...and...Awesomestar! Awesomey: WHAT?! My name was not entered! -.- Um, why do all the names in this one say "Mudclaw" and all the ones in this one say "Awesomestar?" Nightcloud: THIS CHIZZ IS RIGGED FOOL! Barkface: OH NASAL SPRAY THERE IS DRAMA IN THIS NECK OF THE WOODS! *head bob* HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?! Mudclaw: So where should we go on our date? Awesomey: Bagel Shop?
Season 2, Episode BLECHHHHHH
Mudclaw: Oh man, it's been a long day! I think I'm just gonna curl up on the sofa, watch some NetFlix and eat some vanilla fudge ice cream. Tallstar: *appears in a shower of sparkles* Hey, I'm professor Talleh! Mudclaw: WHOAH what are you doing here? Tallstar: Did you know that sugary foods are a leading cause of tooth decay? Mudclaw: Yes.. I did know that. Say, why are you holding a glittery stick? Tallstar: IT'S A CLASSY-POGO. Mudclaw: .....What the Darkforest is a "Classy Pogo?" Tallstar: When you eat sugary foods, the enamel in your teeth is exposed to harmful ACIDS. Mudclaw: We're cats. CATS. Tallstar: Silence! Mudclaw: Tallstar: *gets on classy pogo and starts bouncing around, eyes glistening with the beautiful craze of rabies* Mudclaw: The beautiful craze of rabies??? Narrator: I do not write these scripts, I just read them. All the sudden, everything dissapears and Tallstar and and a mysterious figure are hanging on to a floating door. Mysterious Figure: Tallstar...I'll never let go! Oops hold on I need to scratch behind my ear..*drops Tallstar* Tallstar: *falls in slo mo, even though nothing else in slo mo and he we didn't slow the tape down, he just chose to fall that way* Barkface: *playing the harp* Awesomey: This episode needs a Plotline. Hipster Onestar: Plotlines are too mainstream. Awesomey: Um, whoah..just when I thought Onestar was annoying, in walks Hipster-Onestar. Hipster Onestar: This show is too mainstream. Hipster Onestar: You're to mainstream. Hipster Onestar: Hating mainstream is too mainstream. I now like mainstream. No, wait, mainstream is mainstream either way so I'll just be on a polite, first-name basis with mainstream. That's not to mainstream is it? Oh, wait, why am I asking you..you're too mainstream. Awesomey: You just said mainstream 8 times in one sentence. Hipster Onestar: DID SOMEBODY SAY "ONE?" Jazz Dancer Tigerstar: BUNS AND THIGHS, BUNS AND THIGHS! Tallstar: *smacks upside the head with classy-pogo* Tigerstar: *spins around for a good 4 minutes, embarrassed he has been brought down by something with the title of "classy pogo"* Classy Pogo: Indeubiatbly
Audience Member: *raises hand* We've been sitting in the studio for like 6 months and nothing has happened. Mudclaw: That's because Awesomey is now rather disinterested with the "Warriors" series and prefers to spend her time in other ways like- Onestar: Camel riding, hula hooping, playing four square, fashioning ropes out of threads of yarn, and reading teenage paranormal romance novels. Runningnose: *chuckles deeply* No, no. Here, I kept a log of it. DAY ONE, HOUR ONE- Goes on Tumblr. DAY ONE, HOUR TWO- Checks Instagram. DAY ONE, HOUR TWO AND FIVE SECONDS- scratches left eyelid with left pointer finger, slightly under the eyebrow and slightly above the lashes- Awesomey: You kept a log? Well...i can't say I'm surprised.. Runningnose: I'm..dreaming...of a white...Christmas! JUST LIKE THE ONES I USED TO KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Awesomey: Oh! That reminds me! It's time for our Holiday Special! Everyone: *Cheers* Awesomey: Yes, I know. Now- Mudclaw: Awesomestar! Awesomestar! Tallstar ingested Santa Claus!!! Awesomey: Oh no!! Who will deliver the presents to the good girls and boys? Runningnose: Well, I- Everyone: NO. Runningnose: But- Everyone: NO. Runningnose: *hangs head in sadness* Awesomey: Well..there's still the Easter Bunny! And Chad the Hanakkuah fairy! And the Kool-Aid man! And the Kwanza guy! Mudclaw: right! I'll just call them and ask if they don't mind, until Santa is set free from the horrible prison of Tallstar. Breezepelt: *rushes in* Um, bad news. The Easter Bunny and Chad The Hannakkuah Fairy were devoured a few moments ago. Awesomey: oh. Breezepelt: so was the kwanza guy. Awesomey: Oh. At least we still have the Kool aid g- Breezepelt- Nope. Awesomey: Oh. Well. Um. Mudclaw: I guess the only one left is...RUNNINGNOSE. Runningnose: Oh yes! I already KNOW where all the children live, what they want, and where to get it! Awesome: For once, I'm thankful for your creepiness!This message has been edited. Last edited by: LEADER OF AWESOME CLAN,
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