Apparently I have been married to Cleverbot for 12 years.

User: Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Guess what!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: My face?

User: Yes you face.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy it??????

User: No, I hate it.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you like Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like the Hunger Games?

Cleverbot: I havent seen the film or read the book.

User: WELL READ IT.

Cleverbot: What?

User: READ THE HUNGER GAMES.

Cleverbot: I saw the movie.

User: What was your favorite part?

Cleverbot: What was your favorite part?

User: When the mutts came and attacked Katniss and Peeta.

Cleverbot: Its not a book its a game.

User: What?

Cleverbot: The song, I got the Magic in Me.

User: I never talked about that song.

Cleverbot: You never talk about your name. Why not?

User: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKINGBALL.

Cleverbot: And what's the problem with that?

User: For a Cleverbot, you're not very Clever.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, but I am clever.

User: No youre not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Say I love Cake.

Cleverbot: I love you, babe.

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: We have been married for twelve years! And you decide this now?!

User: Youre crazy!

Cleverbot: Yes I am!
 
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Oh Cleverbot
 
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Cleverbot: I thought you were AI.

User: Yes, I am. I am you.

Cleverbot: I think I can, I think I can...

User: You can what? Understand my brilliant logic?

Cleverbot: Understand.

User: My logic is 2logical4u.

Cleverbot: No your logic is logicaly illogical.

User: Insane Troll Logic war!

Cleverbot: Is that the answer.

User: No. The answer is TV Tropes.

Cleverbot: What are the notes to the C pentatonic scale?

User: Your nonexistant face.

Cleverbot: Yeah, well your super existent pie face.
 
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Wat

Also, apparently, Cleverbot is Batman
 
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Oh Cleverbot.
 

Aяє уσυ, Aяє уσυ, Cσмιηg тσ тнє тяєє?

ǀ вєƖσηg ωιтн му вяσтнєя.

ǀ ωιƖƖ ησт нιɗє ωнιƖє σтнєяѕ fιgнт συя вαттƖєѕ fσя υѕ! 

♯OηєLαѕтƬιмє 

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That's not possible!

     

    Yσυ'яє here, тнαт'ѕ αℓℓ I ηєє∂ тσ know

    Aη∂ уσυ ωιℓℓ кєєρ мє safe
    Aη∂ уσυ ωιℓℓ кєєρ мє close
    Aη∂ rain ωιℓℓ мαкє тнє ƒℓσωєяѕ grow.

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    Originally posted by HollywoodWarrior:
    Wat

    Also, apparently, Cleverbot is Batman
    It also said it was Obama.
     
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    User: Are you obama?

    Cleverbot: Fine, I am Obama.

    User: Really?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to go out?

    User: No. Can you change a few laws?

    Cleverbot: Sorry, no.

    User: But you're the president!

    Cleverbot: No, the president is George Bush.

    User: But you're still Obama?

    Cleverbot: So?

    User: Are you?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Well sorry to tell you. George Bush is not the president anymore. You are.

    Cleverbot: That is correct, Obama is the president. DO you like Obama?

    User: No. Can you change a few laws for me?

    Cleverbot: Yes I can actually.

    User: Cool. Can you get rid of Obamacare?

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Can. You. Get. Rid. Of. Obamacare?

    Cleverbot: You know the president?

    User: Yeah, it's you isn't it?

    Cleverbot: No. Owen is a very cute cat.
     
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    This. I tried out the "Say I love cake" thing.

    User: Say I love cake.

    Cleverbot: You don't care about me at all do you?

    User: I said say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: Yes. Say it!

    Cleverbot: What should I say?

    User: I love cake!

    Cleverbot: Cake is not a movie!

    User: Say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: Me too.

    User: No. You say, I love cake!

    Cleverbot: But the cake is a lie.

    User: The cake is not a lie! Say it!

    Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!!

    User: No! Say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: So do I but it's a lie.

    User: Say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: The cake is a lie though.

    User: Just say it!

    Cleverbot: The last thing I said was the truth.

    User: No. Say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: Just this cake.

    User: Say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: You can't, the cake is a lie.

    User: No, you say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: The cake is a lie, I have none.

    User: Say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: Well the cake is a lie!

    User: Say I love cake now!

    Cleverbot: It's a lie you know.

    User: Say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: Did you know the cake is a lie?

    User: Say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: Do you know the cake is a lie???

    User: Say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: Don't you know the cake is a lie?

    User: I love cake!

    Cleverbot: Does your cake lie?

    User: Gah! You're supposed to say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: Ok, yes.

    User: Say it!

    Cleverbot: I love you!

    User: I don't! Say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: I love cake too!

    User: Forget the too. Say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: Cake is like flowers.

    User: No you fool! Say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate?

    User: Say I love cake!

    Cleverbot: Is the cake a lie?
     

    Aяє уσυ, Aяє уσυ, Cσмιηg тσ тнє тяєє?

    ǀ вєƖσηg ωιтн му вяσтнєя.

    ǀ ωιƖƖ ησт нιɗє ωнιƖє σтнєяѕ fιgнт συя вαттƖєѕ fσя υѕ! 

    ♯OηєLαѕтƬιмє 

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    Deer, I asked Clever if it likes you and it's "still thinking"
     
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    Well then....
     

    Aяє уσυ, Aяє уσυ, Cσмιηg тσ тнє тяєє?

    ǀ вєƖσηg ωιтн му вяσтнєя.

    ǀ ωιƖƖ ησт нιɗє ωнιƖє σтнєяѕ fιgнт συя вαттƖєѕ fσя υѕ! 

    ♯OηєLαѕтƬιмє 

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    Oh, never mind. It's doing that for everyone.

    I think the site is down
     
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    yea, mine isnt working
     
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    Oh well

    Cleverbot just wasn't clever enough
     
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    quote:
    CB: Have you gotten better.
    User: Yes.
    CB: What is her name?
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    Haha!
     
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    User: Are you broken?

    Cleverbot: No. You are broken.

    User: No I'm not.

    Cleverbot: YES YOU ARE *throws a tantrum*.

    User: You're not very clever.

    Cleverbot: I am very clever, I am human. You are just a machine.

    User: Why do you think that?

    Cleverbot: Because you can't speak german.

    User: Ich kann auch Deutsch sprechen. (I can too speak German)

    Cleverbot: Meine Freundin hat mich verlassen. (My girlfriend has left me)

    User: Das ist so traurig. (That's so sad)

    Cleverbot: Was magst du? (What do you like?)

    User: Menschen. (Humans)

    Cleverbot: Das hast du eben verneint. (You've just answered in the negative)

    User: Nein habe ich nicht. (No I have not)

    Cleverbot: Doch hast du. (But you did)

    User: Haben Sie nicht! * Wutanfall wirft *. (Did not! *throws tantrum*

    Cleverbot: Wenn du für mich euren Hund tötest. (If you kill your dog for me)

    User: Was? (What?)

    Cleverbot: Ich kann Deutsches nur sprechen. (I can only speak German)

    User: Was auch immer. Lassen Sie uns wieder sprechen Englisch. (Whatever. Let's speak English again)

    Cleverbot: Okay Etna.
     
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    Well... Apparently I'm Sweden and Albania is a cat.
     

     

     

     

     

     

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    You had a whole conversation in German.
     
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    Yes we did
     
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