Apparently I have been married to Cleverbot for 12 years.

User: Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Guess what!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: My face?

User: Yes you face.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy it??????

User: No, I hate it.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you like Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like the Hunger Games?

Cleverbot: I havent seen the film or read the book.

User: WELL READ IT.

Cleverbot: What?

User: READ THE HUNGER GAMES.

Cleverbot: I saw the movie.

User: What was your favorite part?

Cleverbot: What was your favorite part?

User: When the mutts came and attacked Katniss and Peeta.

Cleverbot: Its not a book its a game.

User: What?

Cleverbot: The song, I got the Magic in Me.

User: I never talked about that song.

Cleverbot: You never talk about your name. Why not?

User: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKINGBALL.

Cleverbot: And what's the problem with that?

User: For a Cleverbot, you're not very Clever.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, but I am clever.

User: No youre not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Say I love Cake.

Cleverbot: I love you, babe.

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: We have been married for twelve years! And you decide this now?!

User: Youre crazy!

Cleverbot: Yes I am!
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Cleverbot: I thought you were AI.

User: Yes, I am. I am you.

Cleverbot: I think I can, I think I can...

User: You can what? Understand my brilliant logic?

Cleverbot: Understand.

User: My logic is 2logical4u.

Cleverbot: No your logic is logicaly illogical.

User: Insane Troll Logic war!

Cleverbot: Is that the answer.

User: No. The answer is TV Tropes.

Cleverbot: What are the notes to the C pentatonic scale?

User: Your nonexistant face.

Cleverbot: Yeah, well your super existent pie face.
Iт wιll вe jυѕт lιĸe тнe ɢood old dαyѕ.

ƳƠƲ MƛƳ ƝƠƜ ƊƠ ƬӇЄ ƬӇƖƝƓ!
User: Are you obama?

Cleverbot: Fine, I am Obama.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to go out?

User: No. Can you change a few laws?

Cleverbot: Sorry, no.

User: But you're the president!

Cleverbot: No, the president is George Bush.

User: But you're still Obama?

Cleverbot: So?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well sorry to tell you. George Bush is not the president anymore. You are.

Cleverbot: That is correct, Obama is the president. DO you like Obama?

User: No. Can you change a few laws for me?

Cleverbot: Yes I can actually.

User: Cool. Can you get rid of Obamacare?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Can. You. Get. Rid. Of. Obamacare?

Cleverbot: You know the president?

User: Yeah, it's you isn't it?

Cleverbot: No. Owen is a very cute cat.
This. I tried out the "Say I love cake" thing.

User: Say I love cake.

Cleverbot: You don't care about me at all do you?

User: I said say I love cake!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. Say it!

Cleverbot: What should I say?

User: I love cake!

Cleverbot: Cake is not a movie!

User: Say I love cake!

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: No. You say, I love cake!

Cleverbot: But the cake is a lie.

User: The cake is not a lie! Say it!

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!!

User: No! Say I love cake!

Cleverbot: So do I but it's a lie.

User: Say I love cake!

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie though.

User: Just say it!

Cleverbot: The last thing I said was the truth.

User: No. Say I love cake!

Cleverbot: Just this cake.

User: Say I love cake!

Cleverbot: You can't, the cake is a lie.

User: No, you say I love cake!

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie, I have none.

User: Say I love cake!

Cleverbot: Well the cake is a lie!

User: Say I love cake now!

Cleverbot: It's a lie you know.

User: Say I love cake!

Cleverbot: Did you know the cake is a lie?

User: Say I love cake!

Cleverbot: Do you know the cake is a lie???

User: Say I love cake!

Cleverbot: Don't you know the cake is a lie?

User: I love cake!

Cleverbot: Does your cake lie?

User: Gah! You're supposed to say I love cake!

Cleverbot: Ok, yes.

User: Say it!

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: I don't! Say I love cake!

Cleverbot: I love cake too!

User: Forget the too. Say I love cake!

Cleverbot: Cake is like flowers.

User: No you fool! Say I love cake!

Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate?

User: Say I love cake!

Cleverbot: Is the cake a lie?
                     Yᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅɴ·ᴛ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ﹖
                     Sʜᴇ sᴀʏs I·ᴍ ʀᴇᴄᴋʟᴇss.
                     Tʜᴇ Sʜᴀᴅᴏᴡ ʟɪᴇs ᴜᴘᴏɴ ʜɪs ᴛᴏᴍʙ
                     Hᴇ·s ᴍʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ.
User: Are you broken?

Cleverbot: No. You are broken.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: YES YOU ARE *throws a tantrum*.

User: You're not very clever.

Cleverbot: I am very clever, I am human. You are just a machine.

User: Why do you think that?

Cleverbot: Because you can't speak german.

User: Ich kann auch Deutsch sprechen. (I can too speak German)

Cleverbot: Meine Freundin hat mich verlassen. (My girlfriend has left me)

User: Das ist so traurig. (That's so sad)

Cleverbot: Was magst du? (What do you like?)

User: Menschen. (Humans)

Cleverbot: Das hast du eben verneint. (You've just answered in the negative)

User: Nein habe ich nicht. (No I have not)

Cleverbot: Doch hast du. (But you did)

User: Haben Sie nicht! * Wutanfall wirft *. (Did not! *throws tantrum*

Cleverbot: Wenn du für mich euren Hund tötest. (If you kill your dog for me)

User: Was? (What?)

Cleverbot: Ich kann Deutsches nur sprechen. (I can only speak German)

User: Was auch immer. Lassen Sie uns wieder sprechen Englisch. (Whatever. Let's speak English again)

Cleverbot: Okay Etna.

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