Hello, citizens! I have been gone from the forums for a long chunk of time, and I will make an effort to be on more often.. Now I am making episode three (finally!)Season Two, Episode one: The stuffing dilemmaBarkface: Hi, I'm Barkface, and I'm crying on the inside!Hawkfrost: And I'm..*looks at writing on hands* Hawk..frost.Deadfoot: And I'm Deadfoot, the director of photography!Barkface: Awesomestar...he's in charge of a camera?!Awesomey: *chewing gum* Yup. What's the matter?Barkface: His foot! How can he press buttons?! He can't operate the camera-***Camera goes off, than turns back on***Deadfoot: LOL SORRYBarkface: -.-Awesomey: Anywho...welcome to The Cheese in a Can Show...season two!Barkface: *reading off paper* We couldn't have done this without you guys! Thanks so much for supporting CiaCS! You guys are epic!Deadfoot: LOLNOPE.Awesomey: So to kick of the new season, we're going to lower the celebratory Jesse into a blow-up pool of mustard.Celebratory Jesse: Meeeep?Awesomey: that's right, mustard! *ties Jesse to bungee cord*Jesse: -_-Awesomey: LOWER!Deadfoot: *salutes*Barkface: You're trusting Deadfoot to lower a crane?Awesomey: Yeah, why- Oh.Deadfoot: *tangled up in the bungee cord*Tallstar: Never fear, Tallstar's here!Barkface: Someone besides Tallstar? Oh no-Onestar: DID SOMEBODY SAY ONE?!All: NO!Onestar: Ooooooh! Baby, I be stuck to you like glue...!Awesomey: *leaves*Barkface: *leaves*Jesse: *leaves*Deadfoot: *squirms* GUYS? GUYS! HELP!Onestar: In Greek mythology, Zeus was the god of the sky. His symbols were the Lightning Bolt and the Eagle.Deadfoot: ....Onestar: I like to call this little number, Striped Sweater.Deadfoot: /wearing a striped sweater/ -.-Onestar: The best time to wear a striped sweaterIs all the tiiiiiime.One with a collar, Turtleneck..Deadfoot: /sweater is turtleneck/ -____-Onestar: What's this? *gestures to dimensional portal*Awesomey: That's a dimensional portal, I think. Don't touch it, we might get sucked into the future!Onestar: Ok, I won't.Tallstar: WHAT'S ALL THE HULABALLOO?!Mudclaw: I told him to stay inside. I really tried.Tallstar: *swallows dimensional portal*All: TALLSTAR, NO!*All of us are sucked into Tallstar's throat*Barkface: *clinging to Tallstar's uvuala* GUYS! LATCH ON!Awesomey: Tallstar! Whatever you do, DON'T SWALLOW!Tallstar: OK!...........Tallstar: *swallows*Mudclaw: *facepalm**Everyone is swept down Tallstar's esophagus, except Barkface, who is still on the uvuala*Barkface: Guys! Don't leave me!Onestar: Barkface! Unattach yourself from the uvuala!Barkface: It's covered in some sort of fly tape!Awesomey: O_______O What has he been eating?!Mudclaw: Well, once he swallowed Blackclaw.Awesomey: Poor, poor Blackclaw.Onestar: *playing the harmonica*Deadfoot: *playing the tambourine* In the jungle, the mighty jungle-Mudclaw: Oh no, we're heading right towards the stomach!*The raft goes downhill*Me and Mudclaw: AAAAAAaAAAAAAH! *hug*Deadfoot and Onestar: -The lion sleeps tonight! Oh WEEEEEEEeEE-*We arrive in the stomach, covered in saliva*Blackclaw: THEY CAME! I KNEW THEY WOULD! *looks at beach ball* Isn't that right, Sylvester?Me: O________O Um, hello.Blackclaw: Hello! Thank you for saving me from the merciless wrath of Tallstar's stomach! (:Mudclaw: Actually, we've been swallowed as well. Have you seen a dimensional portal down here recently?Blackclaw: You mean this one? *points*Onestar: DID SOMEBODY SAY "ONE?!"Blackclaw: Me! Me! I said "One!"Onestar: Yay! *Throws fairy dust*EPISODE ONE IS CONCLUDED.Episode 2: Russian accents.*Back at the studio*Awesomey: *covered it Tallstar's internal juices* Hi! We got out!Audience Member: how?Awesomey: *shudders*Audience Member: Ohhhh..Blackclaw: *raises hand* We came out the-Everyone: TO MUCH INFOBlackclaw: What's so bad about coming out the-Everyone: BLACKCLAW!!Blackclaw: BUT-Hawkfrost: *Throws Blackclaw out window*Awesomey: *facepalm* We're on the first floor!Hawkfrost: I don't get it.Awesomey: -_-Barkface: *snatches microphone from Tallstar, who is chewing on it* Anyway, our first segement today will be a Gift Giveaway. Everyone has a number on the back of their chair. I will draw a piece of paper with a number on it from this hole in the floor that Awesomestar's to lazy to repair.Awesomey: n_n I don't have time in my busy life to repair it-Everyone: *starts laughing as if Awesomestar told a joke*Awesomey: Shut up.Barkface: *reaches in floor to draw number**water shoots out of hole, spraying Barkface in the, well, face*Everyone: *points and laughs* PUNK'D!Barkface: *Still getting sprayed*Mudclaw: Should we turn it off?Awesomey: Nah.Barkface: blurg! *flailing arms*Tallstar: WHERE'S THE CHAPSTICK? I NEED TO APPLY IT.Mudclaw: you left it in the WindClanMobile. Remember?Tallstar: *eyes filled with tears*Mudclaw: ._.Tallstar: *sobs hysterically, pounding on floor with face*Mudclaw: *backs away* Do you want me to go get it?Tallstar: *perks up* Yes!Mudclaw: *starts to walk towards exit, but is knocked over by Onestar*Onestar: I SHALL GET THE CHAPSTICK FOR YOU, SUPREME TALLSTAR! *flings self out window*Mudclaw: Kiss-up.Awesomestar: *huggles Mudclaw*Mudclaw: *huggles back*Tallstar: DISRUPT THE ROMANCE! *breaks window by head-butting it*Barkface: *still getting sprayed*Onewhisker: *flings self through window again, landing face-down on floor* I've retrieved the Chapstick! And also, I checked out a video on Jazz-Pilates!Tallstar: JAZZ PILATES?! SUPER! *puts disc in*Person on video: Squat, thrust! Cha-Cha!Tallstar: THIS IS AMAZING. *Squats*Barkface: *Thrusts*Onestar: *Cha Chas*Tallstar: JOIN THE FUN!Onestar: *Squats*Barkface: *Thrusts*Mudclaw: *Cha Chas*Hawkfrost: *squats*Tallstar: *thrusts*Awesomey: *Cha Chas*Chocolate nougat- Valentine's Day Special!Awesomey: You know those heart shaped boxes of chocolates girls get on Valentine's Day? I hate those!Runningnose: *tosses heart shaped box out window*Window: *shatters*Runningnose: I hate those too.Awesomey: -___- May I continue?Runningnose: *gets out video camera and transcribing notebook* Go ahead.Awesomey: I like the chocolates with caramel, or almonds. They're good. But, I despise the squishy ones. Have you ever wondered what "nougat" is?Runningnose: *raises hand* nougat is-Awesomey: Be quiet, I don't care what nougat is.Runningnose: :cAwesomey: SO, NOBODY GET ME "ASSORTED CHOCOLATES" ON VALENTINE's DAY!! ALRIGHT?Runningnose: *nods* I'll just get you..a lollipop! *hands lollipop*Awesomey: Oh, Runny, that's so sweet-NOT! *breaks lollipop stick over knee, and stomps on remains, then grinds them into the DUST*Runningnose: o.OAwesomey: So on today's show, we're going to match members of the audience with each other and make them go on a blind date!Audience: *look awkwardly at each other and scoot slightly away*Awesomey: Onewhisker will draw the first two names.Onewhisker: Leafpool...and....Crowfeather!Nightcloud: THIS IS RIGGED! *throws cinderblock*Onewhisker: Yeah, it is kind of rigged. *shrugs*Awesomey: Are you guys ready- HOLY TAQUITOS YOU KILLED CROWFEATHER!Crowfeather: *lying on floor bleeding*Leafpool: *standing over body with a baseball bat, foaming*All: O____o"Awesomey: Ah well let's continue. Mudclaw, you draw the next two names.Mudclaw: Mudclaw...and...Awesomestar!Awesomey: WHAT?! My name was not entered! -.- Um, why do all the names in this one say "Mudclaw" and all the ones in this one say "Awesomestar?"Nightcloud: THIS [Oops! Please keep language appropriate. Thanks!] IS RIGGED FOOL!Barkface: OH NASAL SPRAY THERE IS DRAMA IN THIS NECK OF THE WOODS! *head bob* HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?!Mudclaw: So where should we go on our date?Awesomey: Bagel Shop?Season 2, Episode BLECHHHHHHMudclaw: Oh man, it's been a long day! I think I'm just gonna curl up on the sofa, watch some NetFlix and eat some vanilla fudge ice cream.Tallstar: *appears in a shower of sparkles* Hey, I'm professor Talleh!Mudclaw: WHOAH what are you doing here?Tallstar: Did you know that sugary foods are a leading cause of tooth decay?Mudclaw: Yes.. I did know that. Say, why are you holding a glittery stick?Tallstar: IT'S A CLASSY-POGO.Mudclaw: .....What the Darkforest is a "Classy Pogo?"Tallstar: When you eat sugary foods, the enamel in your teeth is exposed to harmful ACIDS.Mudclaw: We're cats. CATS.Tallstar: Silence!Mudclaw:
Tallstar: *gets on classy pogo and starts bouncing around, eyes glistening with the beautiful craze of rabies*Mudclaw: The beautiful craze of rabies???Narrator: I do not write these scripts, I just read them. All the sudden, everything dissapears and Tallstar and and a mysterious figure are hanging on to a floating door.Mysterious Figure: Tallstar...I'll never let go!Oops hold on I need to scratch behind my ear..*drops Tallstar*Tallstar: *falls in slo mo, even though nothing else in slo mo and he we didn't slow the tape down, he just chose to fall that way*Barkface: *playing the harp*Awesomey: This episode needs a Plotline.Hipster Onestar: Plotlines are too mainstream.Awesomey: Um, whoah..just when I thought Onestar was annoying, in walks Hipster-Onestar.Hipster Onestar: This show is too mainstream.Hipster Onestar: You're to mainstream.Hipster Onestar: Hating mainstream is too mainstream. I now like mainstream. No, wait, mainstream is mainstream either way so I'll just be on a polite, first-name basis with mainstream. That's not to mainstream is it? Oh, wait, why am I asking you..you're too mainstream.Awesomey: You just said mainstream 8 times in one sentence.Hipster Onestar: DID SOMEBODY SAY "ONE?"Jazz Dancer Tigerstar: BUNS AND THIGHS, BUNS AND THIGHS!Tallstar: *smacks upside the head with classy-pogo*Tigerstar: *spins around for a good 4 minutes, embarrassed he has been brought down by something with the title of "classy pogo"*Classy Pogo: IndeubiatblyEpisode 3Audience Member: *raises hand* We've been sitting in the studio for like 6 months and nothing has happened.Mudclaw: That's because Awesomey is now rather disinterested with the "Warriors" series and prefers to spend her time in other ways like-Onestar: Camel riding, hula hooping, playing four square, fashioning ropes out of threads of yarn, and reading teenage paranormal romance novels.Runningnose: *chuckles deeply* No, no. Here, I kept a log of it. DAY ONE, HOUR ONE- Goes on Tumblr. DAY ONE, HOUR TWO- Checks Instagram. DAY ONE, HOUR TWO AND FIVE SECONDS- scratches left eyelid with left pointer finger, slightly under the eyebrow and slightly above the lashes-Awesomey: You kept a log? Well...i can't say I'm surprised..Runningnose: I'm..dreaming...of a white...Christmas! JUST LIKE THE ONES I USED TO KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!Awesomey: Oh! That reminds me! It's time for our Holiday Special!Everyone: *Cheers*Awesomey: Yes, I know. Now-Mudclaw: Awesomestar! Awesomestar! Tallstar ingested Santa Claus!!!Awesomey: Oh no!! Who will deliver the presents to the good girls and boys?Runningnose: Well, I-Everyone: NO.Runningnose: But-Everyone: NO.Runningnose: *hangs head in sadness*Awesomey: Well..there's still the Easter Bunny! And Chad the Hanakkuah fairy! And the Kool-Aid man! And the Kwanza guy!Mudclaw: right! I'll just call them and ask if they don't mind, until Santa is set free from the horrible prison of Tallstar.Breezepelt: *rushes in* Um, bad news. The Easter Bunny and Chad The Hannakkuah Fairy were devoured a few moments ago.Awesomey: oh.Breezepelt: so was the kwanza guy.Awesomey: Oh. At least we still have the Kool aid g-Breezepelt- Nope.Awesomey: Oh. Well. Um.Mudclaw: I guess the only one left is...RUNNINGNOSE.Runningnose: Oh yes! I already KNOW where all the children live, what they want, and where to get it!Awesome: For once, I'm thankful for your creepiness!
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quote:Originally posted by Bluefire422:Love it so far. Deadfoot as the camera man...
quote:Originally posted by LEADER OF AWESOME CLAN:quote:Originally posted by Bluefire422:Love it so far. Deadfoot as the camera man... The dictionary is further down.
quote:Originally posted by Bluefire422:Yay!! Clyde is in the dictionary! *____* <-----It's my sparkle eyes. XD
quote:Originally posted by LEADER OF AWESOME CLAN:quote:Originally posted by Bluefire422:Yay!! Clyde is in the dictionary! *____* <-----It's my sparkle eyes. XD You can do better